illstillbebloody-mary: caught-off-guard: lilmisslaughsalot: fuckyeahsambieber: iinventedswag: FUCKING PRESS PLAY. OH MY GOD. I cant fucking breathe. This made my day…friggin funny :D Instant fucking cheer-up. +1000 Internets This cheered me up so much :D so cute
Reblog if you're a unicorn. You'll gain at least...
br0stepp: Forever a unicorn.
Neil Patrick Harris
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
When you were little and someone cursed...
eppiesdiner: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Art is not something that is supposed to be easy. Art requires you to take...– My high school art teacher
This is a UFO sighting recorded last Friday in the UK. I’m usually quick to dismiss this type of stuff as bs but this looks real as fuck. What ya’ll think? oh shit
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or...– Niccolo Machiavelli